Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is flooded with emails for miracle cures. How can I stop all this nonsense? It's making me nuts.

• All I want get a actual email for once.
• Maybe someday this will stop.
• {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.

Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me

My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.

• I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
• There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
• Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.

This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy

Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid offers for things I don't even care about. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.

• Just quit spamming me.
• Learn some respect for people's time.
• I'm reporting your company to the authorities.

End This Damn Spam You Jerks

Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm fed up with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.

You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.

• Leave me alone
• This is useless to me

Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!

Listen up, you scumbags! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your last chance to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Yeah, right.

Seriously With Your Annoying Texts

You believe you're so slick, sending out your junk to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your lies. Get a real website job or go outside already.

• Drop Dead With Your Stupid Emails
• I have no time
• Get a real job or go outside already.